Other than as the co-maker of Coffees Matches Bagel, you might be also the organizations Head Dating Officer

Listen, we know a good meet-cute will always make for a great story to share with your friends and a family, or perhaps even a greater misunderstanding that “it's fate!”, but the chances of this happening these days are pretty slim. Please relinquish the touched-hands-when-choosing-the-last-book-at-the-bookstore fantasy to the deep abyss of your mind, thank you very much.